Everyone has been doing the "What my _____ thinks of me". Typically being their husband/boyfriend/fiance. But... since I'm forever alone, I'm having my bff, April, write up a few things about your's truely. So, here we go!
My responses to what she says is in the blue!
My responses to what she says is in the blue!
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Most selfless person. This bitch will do anything for people she loves and cares about. She is absolutely wonderful and it's rare that you will find someone as amazing as she is. There just aren't many people like Hayley in the world.
Awwww. Thanks, boo!
Is someone that can keep up drinking with me. Lets be honest, that's hard to do! I am quite the drinker. I'll just say, there was one night we drank a full fifth of Fireball whiskey, half of fifth of Seagrams whiskey and half a fifth of Henny JUST US.
Ohh dear, the truth is out to the whole world now. Let's just say it wasn't our best night.
Great listener. I can literally talk her ear off about the same thing for hours and she just sits and listen to me. Whether it's just me bitching about worthless stuff or legit stuff that I need advice on.
It's true. I always say I'm a good listener but I'm not a good talker.
Funny as hell. I swear every single time we are around each other (which is 24/7 when she's not up at school) we are constantly crackin jokes and laughing. People seriously love us so much, we don't even understand why.
We can't count how many times we hear "are you guys sisters?" or "you girls are best friends, aren't you?". It's because we are laughing 90% of the time we are out in public!
Good cook. This bitch needs to be on Iron Chef America. She loves cooking and is really freakin good at it. Me on the other hand, not so much. She likes to make fun of me when I cook. Sorry we aren't all skilled culinarists!
I should video tape April while she's cooking, because it's hilarious. I wish I could explain why but I can't!
SUCH a MM. If Hayley had the oxygen to do so, she would talk or sing Every. Single. Second. Of. Every. Damn. Day. And I even feel like that's an understatement. We can just be hanging out and she will bust out in some random ass song like she's on American Idol. Unfortunately in the last 9 years, her motor mouthness has rubbed off on me. Awesome.
MM stands for "motor mouth". As in my mouth is always moving. Always. It runs in my family.
Half dude- I swear she's half dude, but in a good way. It's rare that you can find a girl that loves sports (and actually knows about every sport) and beer. We are basically bad asses. That's why we are besties.
Agreed. I know more about sports than the average female. And I love it. I wouldn't change a thing about it!
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And there you have it! That is what my BFF, April, thinks of me. She's got the mouth of a sailor sometimes but that is why I love her!
Have a good day!
Awwww. Thanks, boo!
Is someone that can keep up drinking with me. Lets be honest, that's hard to do! I am quite the drinker. I'll just say, there was one night we drank a full fifth of Fireball whiskey, half of fifth of Seagrams whiskey and half a fifth of Henny JUST US.
Ohh dear, the truth is out to the whole world now. Let's just say it wasn't our best night.
Great listener. I can literally talk her ear off about the same thing for hours and she just sits and listen to me. Whether it's just me bitching about worthless stuff or legit stuff that I need advice on.
It's true. I always say I'm a good listener but I'm not a good talker.
Funny as hell. I swear every single time we are around each other (which is 24/7 when she's not up at school) we are constantly crackin jokes and laughing. People seriously love us so much, we don't even understand why.
We can't count how many times we hear "are you guys sisters?" or "you girls are best friends, aren't you?". It's because we are laughing 90% of the time we are out in public!
Good cook. This bitch needs to be on Iron Chef America. She loves cooking and is really freakin good at it. Me on the other hand, not so much. She likes to make fun of me when I cook. Sorry we aren't all skilled culinarists!
I should video tape April while she's cooking, because it's hilarious. I wish I could explain why but I can't!
SUCH a MM. If Hayley had the oxygen to do so, she would talk or sing Every. Single. Second. Of. Every. Damn. Day. And I even feel like that's an understatement. We can just be hanging out and she will bust out in some random ass song like she's on American Idol. Unfortunately in the last 9 years, her motor mouthness has rubbed off on me. Awesome.
MM stands for "motor mouth". As in my mouth is always moving. Always. It runs in my family.
Half dude- I swear she's half dude, but in a good way. It's rare that you can find a girl that loves sports (and actually knows about every sport) and beer. We are basically bad asses. That's why we are besties.
Agreed. I know more about sports than the average female. And I love it. I wouldn't change a thing about it!
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And there you have it! That is what my BFF, April, thinks of me. She's got the mouth of a sailor sometimes but that is why I love her!
Have a good day!
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