Because I am the only one of the 3 aunts-to-be living in the area while this baby is growing en womb I feel like it is my duty to keep the others informed. Sista Ging posted a couple pictures of Brother's and Amba's house on her blogger but here are a couple of the nursery.
The theme is "nature" because Brother and Amber are not sexing this infant until it comes down the flesh waterslide. In the pictures the walls look very blue, but it is actually a Caribbean teal which is super cute! Amber said her intention was to make the tree look more like one you would find in the forest (I don't know any tree types to compare her vision to! My apologies.) She thinks it looks too much like a pear tree, but we all like it!
This is the wall perpendicular to the wall with the pear tree. They "baby" letters are painted in the same blue as the wall on black pieces of wood and are hung via ribbon on a silver rod from the ceiling. Very creative, my props completely. The other pictures are ones decorated with animals on them, a cute touch. The little black picture above the light switch is the first official picture of my niecphew. I wish I knew how to read that hodge podge of black and gray swirls to tell if I was getting a niece or a nephew.
This is the last little touch on the small sliver of wall next to the window. Cute animal cut-outs to go with the theme. I love the giraffe :) I shall update next when furniture and such gets moved in and finalized.
Of course I couldn't have a picture update without Tatum! Now that she is officially crawling and able to pull herself up on things she is so much fun! This is a hella close up and a little blurry, I know, but she's a busy gal!
Yeah work it, Tay! She stood at that thing for atleast 30 minutes straight. That toy, whatever you call it, (play stand?) is super creepy because not only does it talk, but it talks in Spanish! And after a couple minutes of her not playing with it, the voice says "goodbye". So out of the blue, a pedophile voice will call out "Adios!" Aaahhh I hate it!
Sarah (Tatum's mom, duh) was looking through the pictures on my phone and I will admit I take a ton of pictures of Tater Tot so when she flicked past this one I told her, "man you must think I'm some creeper taking pictures of your daughter sleeping". She just laughed it off but who knows what the true answer was.
So Momma Ging came to visit me on my lunch at work so we got a Starbucks and bopped around Kohl's for 2.2. So here I am, sitting in the shoe dept., eating my strawberry and blueberry yogurt parfait, minding my own business, while Mom takes 20 light years looking for shoes. I look to my right and see this lady in a totally heinous outfit it makes me want to gag. I couldn't not take a picture! I don't know if you can tell but she's wearing a top with a horrible pattern and jeans, JEANS I tell you, that fade from white to pink from top to bottom. Really bitch, really? Jeans= denim= a normal color wash. Ughh where are Stacy and Clinton when you need them? Get your ass to Torrid lady, stat!
Poppy cares about the Earth! Way to go green, Dad! This is documentation of the organic beer Dad bought from Freddies before we drove home in his huge truck. Haha, baby steps. It's not like he can waltz up to a fire and be taken for a serious investigator in a Prius! Get real, people!
Honestly, Dad just wanted me to take a picture of them because of our street name. But it's kind of cute, huh? :)
Ohh look. Here's Mom, in a dress, in her "slippers", weeding in the front yard, again. She's probably trying to get rid of the feces that her dumb-assed, crack-headed, bi-polar, cat donates as fertilizer. Ugh, TOOL! I hate that cat.
OMG, "A" for effort. You kill me.
ReplyDeleteB. Great idea for updating on the nursery since you're the unofficial ambassador to the Fields Family Spawn, Round 1 (since I assume more people in the family will eventually try and make chubby babies like I was).